How I've become single again

Girlfriend: stop making all those Living Things references, it's annoying.
Me: learn to respect it 'cause you clearly can't stop it like that.
Girlfriend: oh, God. Seriously. Stop it, please. I don't have the patience...
Me: ...before you even say it, I know!
Girlfriend: ...
Me: what is it you want me to tell you?
Girlfriend: just... You... Mmmff... Argh!
Me: I've seen that frustration.
Girlfriend: okay, now I'm really mad at you.
Me: let that mistake pass on.
Girlfriend: stop it. Just. Stop. It.
Me: can't be stopped, all I know go hard!
Girlfriend: you're completing every phrase of mine. Nice.
Me: you did it to yourself.
Girlfriend: okay. We're done.
Me: sorry. Sorry.
Girlfriend: hmmm... okay then, I forgive y--
Me: NOW LET ME SHOW YA EXACTLY HOW THE BREAKING POINT SOUNDS!
Girlfriend: argh! Goodbye!
Me: this time I finally let you gooooo...
Me: ...
shit.